I am sorry to hear that you are sad. Perhaps your team has just lost a sporting event, or someone on Twitter does not like the same sort of sandwich that you like. Perhaps there are other things that ...

There’s a scene in the ‘90s Nickelodeon cartoon Rugrats where Stu wakes up in the middle of the night to make chocolate pudding. “It’s four o’clock in the morning,” his wife exclaims. “Why on Earth ...